Definitely Not My Internet Passwords

Available December 2026 – pre-order now!

A pocket-sized vault for your digital world.

Inspired by Victorian elegance, this beautifully designed organizer offers a discreet offline way to store your most important passcodes, logins, and other private details.

This pocket-sized hardback organizer offers a stylish way to store your most important passcodes, logins, and other private details offline. The cover features a removable sticker for the title details: after purchase, the buyer can remove the sticker for discretion.

Because analog is the safest option.

The Offscreen Series is a collection of products inspired by the way we lived before our lives migrated onto devices. Each piece invites you to decentralise your phone and rediscover the simplicity of life offline, one small act at a time. Thoughtfully designed, the Offscreen series helps you bring a little more intentionality back into your everyday.

ISBN 9781922468642

212 pages, 148 x 90 mm